December 2010
55 posts
fyeahib:
You know you’re in IB when you fake a bit of data on your extended essay and feel nothing.
Sounds like my life.
Is being sushi-high before having sushi a thing?
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In the same vein as Adoley,
who the hell would ever want to fuck around in people’s mouths for a living?
Edit: I’m talking about dentists.
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I used to be afraid of this site. →
But then I realized that by being afraid, I was afraid of my own humanity. These short clips, from the perspective of an elevator security camera, are thus told from a truly objective standpoint and to be honest, there’s very little in terms of a grace period to stomach them. What you’re getting is what people really are served raw.
A woman suddenly falls dead to the floor, the clip...
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I’m about to embark on a creative exercise, bear with me.
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Pesantez.
I don’t know how I feel anymore.
Today, my neighbor dropped off her dog because we’re taking care of it over winter break. Then my aunt came over and started making tamales. And I had some time to chill out before working on homework. I even got to eat a bowl of the batter. I was having a fun time. Or, well, at least I thought I was. I realized that I was happy for the simple fact...
No idea is simple when you need to plant it inside somebody’s mind.
– Cobb, Inception
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All I do is engender phrases.
I string words together to form irrelevant, pithy expressions. They’re not even fully fledged thoughts, just concepts.
They’re ideas eternally displaced from the intellect and know no haven.
Adults are like this mess of sadness and phobias.
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I feel like I’m doing something—everything—all wrong.
I think I figured out what "you're welcome" means!
Random epiphany but go with it.
So when you say “thank you” there’s an implication that you were intruding!
So when you say “you’re welcome” the person is forgiving you of said intrusion!
YAY UNDERSTANDING OF ENGLISH.
apodyopsis
wordjournal:
noun • the act of mentally undressing someone.
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En los jardines donde nadie va / se respira la inutilidad.
– Laura Pausini
This is why dreams can be such dangerous things: they smolder on like a fire...
– Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Golden (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
You know what I realized?
We’re going to New York!
Which means a lot of shit could happen to us in New York.
In honor of all the shit that could happen to us, I made us a list! Enjoy.
Someone could get shot
Someone could get kidnapped
Someone could get raped
Someone could fall in a manhole
Someone could get lost
Someone could start a street riot
Someone could blow something up
Someone could get jumped
...
Can we just rename 90210 “Hot People Confused about Who to Have Sex With”?
I’m nervous about the IA outline but here we go.
Tumblr Staff: Downtime →
staff:
Yesterday afternoon, during planned maintenance that was not intended to interrupt service, an issue arose that took down a critical database cluster. This brought down our entire network while our engineers worked feverishly to restore these databases and bring your blogs back online.
While you…
I love you Tumblr. I forgive you <3
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YAY TUMBLR
I'm so glad
That there are things like the Teletón that prove I still have a shred of a soul in me that cares about people.
Chile, un sólo corazón <3
I'm having so much fun today!
I like it. I shall fill y’all in later.